today i don't feel like doing anything
i just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today i swear i'm not doing anything
i'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
turn the tv on
throw my hand in my pants
nobody's gonna tell me i can't
i'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
cause in my castle i'm the freaking man
oh yes
i said it
i said it
i sad it cause i can
today i don't feel like doing anything
i just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today i swear i'm not doing anything
nothing at all
nothing at all
tomorrow i'll wake up
do some p90x
find a really nice girl
have some really nice sex
and she's gonna scream out
this is great
(oh my god, this is great)
yeah, i might merr around
and get my college degree
i bet my old man will be so proud of me
but sorry pops
you'll just have to wait
oh yes
i said it
i said it
i sad it cause i can
today i don't feel like doing anything
i just wanna lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today i swear i'm not doing anything
no, i ain't gonna comb my hair
cause i ain't going anywhere
no no no no no no no no no
i'll just strut in my birthday suit
and let everything hang loose
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh today i don't feel like doing anything
i just wanna lay in my beddon't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today i swear i'm not doing anything
nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all
